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Okay, Mr. Ramsey. I'll see you at 3:00
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for your teeth cleaning. Uh-huh.
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Oh, and remember,
floss is a man's best friend!
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Dr. Fisher insists I say that.
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Well, no. I didn't mean
to insult your dog.
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See ya at 3:00. Bye!
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Brock, what are you doin' here?
What if Eugene sees you?
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I don't care. Thanks to him,
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I got another citation
from the building manager.
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This one's for a fire code violation
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for having too many patients
in my waiting room.
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I don't want to hear about it.
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When my ex-husband and my boss are
fightin', there's no one to cheer for.
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I just stay clear and hope the
game is called because of stupidity.
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Fine. Give this to Eugene.
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They dropped his dental
supplies by my office.
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- Oh! I thought I smelled a rat.
- So you have rats, huh?
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Somebody should call the manager.
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"Hello, manager? I'm a big girl."
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Guys, you're makin' my life miserable.
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Don't you think you could just
knock this whole thing off?
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Hope you're talking about his
head 'cause I'd like to knock it off.
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He threatened me, Reba! Call the police.
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Brock, just go.
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Fine. But you are not getting me
kicked out of this building.
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- You're goin' in the log!
- Oh! I'm goin' in the log!
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Make a note of his latest offense.
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I want him out on the street,
practicing dentistry under a bridge.
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- What did he ever do to you?
- It's personal.
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I can't stand the thought of sharing
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the building with
that wannabe George Hamilton.
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Okay. Fine.
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If you guys wanna hate each
other, that's your business.
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But why do I have to be a part of it?
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Reba, I'm not a confrontational man,
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but I have to say this
clearly and concisely.
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Help me get Brock out of the building
or look for another job!
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- Oh!
- [door slams]
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Eugene, I wouldn't open that
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- if I were you!
- [muffled explosion]
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Never mind. I'll get the log. [laughs]
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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{\an8}[sighs] I'm warnin' you right now.
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{\an8}I had a bad day at work so back off.
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{\an8}You need this more than I do.
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Oh, thank you, honey.
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- You are such a kiss-up.
- I am not!
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Hey, cut it out.
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{\an8}I get enough of that at work.
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{\an8}You two are as bad
as a couple of dentists.
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{\an8}Kyra, why do you have to cause trouble?
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{\an8}Ever since the cutbacks in
after-school programs,
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{\an8}I've been bored.
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{\an8}Write your congressman.
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{\an8}- Hey, Mom!
- Don't you start with me too.
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Ooh, I sure had that one comin'.
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Sorry. Bad day at the office.
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Well, in that case, you should do what
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Cheyenne does when she's upset.
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Go to the mall and buy yourself
somethin' pretty.
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No, go ahead. Pick a couple.
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{\an8}Van, did you cash your paycheck
all in ones again?
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{\an8}Yes, only this time
there's a whole lot more.
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{\an8}It's from tree-trimming I've
been doing with Oscar after work.
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{\an8}He's paying me in cash.
No taxes. Everybody wins.
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- Yes. It is called "off the books."
- Mm-hmm.
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It's called "cheating the government."
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No, it's called off the books.
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{\an8}The government actually saves money
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{\an8}because they don't have to deal
with all those extra books.
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{\an8}Well, it's wrong.
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{\an8}So you either pay your taxes
or quit your job.
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{\an8}Wait, Mrs. H. Mrs. H, hold on now.
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{\an8}Would, uh, 20 bucks make this go away?
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Twenty bucks? [laughs]
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No.
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Well, I can't claim the money.
Oscar would get in trouble.
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Well, you can't quit your job
because that would upset me.
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Then I'd have to go to the mall,
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but I couldn't 'cause we'd have no money.
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Cheyenne, calm down.
I am not quitting my job.
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- I'm just gonna lie to your mom.
- Oh, thank God.
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We'll just have
to act poor but not let on.
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Okay.
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[loudly] Cheyenne,
I'm gonna be out quitting my job.
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[chuckles]
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[knocking]
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- Hey, Reba. You wanted to see me?
- Yes.
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Brock, you need to put an end
to this thing with Eugene.
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Me? Why me? I'm winnin'.
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Because if it keeps going,
I'm gonna have to help him
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or I'll lose my job.
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That snake. Using you
to fight his dirty little war.
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Join me, Reba, and together
we can ruin him.
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What happened between you two?
You used to be friends.
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I don't know. I woke up one day,
and he hated me.
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So you're sayin'
he finally got to know ya.
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Look, maybe it's a misunderstanding,
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you just need to sit and talk about it.
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It's too late for that, Reba.
This has gone too far.
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Brock, I love my job.
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The only bad thing about it
is you two morons.
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- Fine. I'll sit down if he will.
- Good.
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But he won't, because
he lives for this stuff.
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What, you think he has
a personal life? No.
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This feud is his
most significant human contact.
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Must be hard always being right.
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Eugene!
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[hisses]
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I'm surprised you got him
to come over, Reba.
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I thought he'd be at the salon working
on that fake-and-bake tan.
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This is natural. I play golf,
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you pasty-faced nancy-boy.
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Look, you're both right,
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but right now we're here
to work things out.
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So have a seat. Sit down.
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I'll sit when he sits.
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- No, you sit.
- No, you sit.
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- You sit first.
- No, you--
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Sit down!
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Who wants to go first?
Who wants to be the bigger man?
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Okay, fine. But you started all this.
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Everything I've done has been
in retaliation for what you've done.
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You deserve everything
I've done to you and more.
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You ruined my life.
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How? How have I ruined your life?
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Oh, are you forgetting
about a certain woman...
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and what you did to her
about two years ago?
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Oh, my gosh.
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This is about me?
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Eugene, I didn't know
you were so protective.
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Not you, you egomaniac!
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Barbra Jean!
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He stole her from me!
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[together] What?
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The only woman that ever
meant anything to me.
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Wait a second.
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You two have put me through all this
stuff just because of Barbra Jean?
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[muffled screaming]
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I'm okay.
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Give me a break.
You never dated Barbra Jean.
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Three times. State fair,
state fair, bowling.
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Did you take her to the state
fair or was she working there?
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You're a-- You're a lying little weasel...
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with a-- with a sick little mind.
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Oh! Oh! Touched a nerve, did I?
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What are you worried about, Brock?
That she still wants me?
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Pal, you just crossed the line!
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- Get away from me right now!
- [grunts]
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- [screams]
- [thuds]
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- Are you okay, pal?
- [Eugene] Ow.
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Oh, my back.
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I'm going to sue you, Brock,
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for everything you have!
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You'll be sorry you took my lady.
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I think we're makin' progress.
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- Morning, Reba.
- Morning, Eugene.
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Whoa. Have you gotten taller,
or is it that neck brace?
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I need you to book an
appointment for Mrs. Haggerty,
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order some more X-ray film,
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and when you testify in tomorrow's
hearing, agree with everything I say.
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Eugene, you can't ask me
to do something like that.
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I'm not asking you to do it for me.
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I'm asking you to do it because
you hate Brock more than I do.
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- I don't hate Brock.
- Really?
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You have no problem with
the man who abandoned you
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and made you a laughingstock in
front of the entire dental community?
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Yeah, that's a crowd I'll miss.
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Regardless, all I have to do
tomorrow is tell the truth.
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I understand that you're not
gonna lie on the stand
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and you're honest and all that crap.
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But which truth are you
going to tell tomorrow?
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Eugene, it's very simple.
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You took a swing at Brock,
he ducked, and you fell.
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Yes, that happened,
but is that all that happened?
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Well, you wept.
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Tears of joy, because I finally
had him where I wanted him.
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But you took the first swing.
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Reba, look at me.
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Would I take a swing at that man
unless he was on the attack?
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Well, we don't know for sure
that he was gonna attack.̣
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Exactly! We don't know.
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Only Brock knows what's in his heart.
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His cold, adulterous heart.
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Can you get me some coffee?
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Hey, look at this.
I have it all figured out.
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If we take the extra money
that I've been making
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and invest it in a no-risk
real estate scheme,
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that money will rocket us to vast wealth.
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I saw this guy talk about it on TV.
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He was in Hawaii sitting by a pool.
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But, Van, what if we get caught?
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I mean, this is illegal.
We could go to jail.
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00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,256
Look at me, Van. I wouldn't
last three days in the can.
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We're not gonna get caught.
No one does.
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Have you ever heard
of anyone getting caught?
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You know, maybe you just need
a little green love. Okay?
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- Just leave me out of it.
- [hums]
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For once, Van, I think
you got a good point.
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Are you mocking me in some way
I don't understand?
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00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:41,242
No, I agree that there's no way
the government will catch you,
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unless they catch Oscar and they
cut him a deal to rat you out.
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[scoffs] Oscar won't rat me out.
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Yeah, you're right. I'm sure he'd go
to prison just to save your hide.
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00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,213
'Cause you guys are, like,
best friends, right?
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00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,756
Well, I wouldn't say best friends.
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I mean, the other day I was talkin'
to him and forgot his name.
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Well, I bet he won't forget your name,
'cause that's the first thing
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he's gonna say when they haul him in.
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Oh, man, Oscar's a wuss.
He's gonna roll over like he's French!
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{\an8}[Judge] All right. Everybody take
a seat. We need to begin.
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Now, both parties have consented
to hold these hearings without counsel
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and to abide by the ruling
from the bench as binding.
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00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,827
Furthermore...
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And isn't it true that
at that point, Dr. Hart,
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that large, intimidating,
ape-like man seated over there,
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moved toward me in a threatening manner?
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Well, he moved toward you.
That part's true.
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But I don't know if it was
in a threatening manner.
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Ms. Hart,
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how much do you think I weigh?
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Sixty pounds.
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A hundred and thirteen.
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And Dr. Hart is probably closer to 280.
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Objection!
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I move that comment
be stricken from the record.
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This is not a formal court of law.
All you have to say is "Excuse me."
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- Dr. Fisher, get to the point.
- Yes, Your Honor.
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Did that much larger man
make the first move?
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- Well, it's kind of hard to say--
- Yes or no?
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- Yes, he did.
- Then my injuries are his fault.
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- I have no more questions.
- [murmuring]
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Do you hear that, Brock? That's a hubbub.
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That is not a good sound in a courtroom.
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I don't have any choice.
I've gotta take her down.
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Your Honor,
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I don't believe this witness's
testimony can be trusted.
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- Hey!
- Ms. Hart, do you know
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what it means to be a hostile witness?
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Bite me.
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Do you remember that a few moments
ago you swore to tell the truth?
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I appreciate the lecture
in honesty, Brock,
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but I always tell the truth.
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Reba...
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[stomps feet]
Why do you think we got divorced?
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[laughs]
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I'm sure if you keep talkin'
the court will understand.
256
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- It's because I had an affair, right?
- As crazy as it sounds.
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Mm-hmm. But wasn't our marriage
in trouble long before that affair?
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Well, if it was, it was because
you stopped communicating.
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Maybe I stopped communicating
because you weren't interested
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- in what I was goin' through.
- Oh, that's all you wanted
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to talk about, you big baby,
what you were goin' through.
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I was goin' through a bunch of stuff too.
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Yeah, but to get you to open up
about it was impossible.
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No, you just wanted to sulk.
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Well, it's kind of hard to open up
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when you know nobody's listenin'.
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- Hey, I'm a very good listener.
- Ha-ha! That's a good one!
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Chewing ice and staring at someone
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when they're trying
to speak to you is not listening Brock!
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So you stop talking,
and it's all my fault.
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Boy, you'll find a way to
blame me for anything, won't ya?
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- You're darn right I will.
- [murmuring]
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Hmm.
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So,
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Mrs. Hart,
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did you allow your personal feelings
to influence your testimony?
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Did you lie under oath,
thereby committing perjury?
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Oh, no. No, no, Your Honor.
That's not what I was trying to prove.
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Doesn't matter what you were
trying to prove, Mr. Hart.
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Did you commit perjury?
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Well, I didn't mean to.
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Wait, wait. No! I don't want
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- to get her into trouble!
- Dr. Hart, please.
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See, look, all that she's done
this entire time is
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try and get Eugene and me
to stop acting like a couple of idiots.
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Reba, I'm sorry I dragged you
into this whole thing.
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Mmm. That's a beautiful speech.
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Beautiful.
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Of course, you realize,
if she didn't lie, you're guilty.
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[gasps]
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Well, go easy on her.
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Wha--
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. All right.
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I'm guilty. I wanted to hit him.
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Ha! He admits it! Victory is mine!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Your Honor, I am willing
to forget everything,
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even the terrible pain that
I have to live with every day,
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and let it go,
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if he'll move out of the building.
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- [gasps]
- Barbie J.,
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now do you see that I'm the better man?
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- What happened to you?
- I won.
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No, the man that took me
to the fair wouldn't do this.
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00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,746
Where's the man that won me
the stuffed Pink Panther?
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The man who bought me
two chili dogs and cotton candy?
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The man who held my hair back
after the Tilt-A-Whirl?
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Kind of puts Romeo and
Juliet to shame, doesn't it?
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I love Brock now,
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and only Brock.
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Damn this spell I put men under!
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[Eugene] Your Honor,
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I'm dropping all the charges.
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You may release the ape!
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Van, there's a man on the phone for you.
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He says his name is Ira.
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I don't know anybody named Ira.
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Ira S.
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[whispering] The I.R.S.?
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Oh, my God. They know!
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They know.
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What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
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Van, calm down. Do you
want me to talk to them?
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Would you?
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You are an angel in black.
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Hello?
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I'm sorry. Van's not in right now.
He's volunteering at the soup kitchen.
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00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,086
You-- You say he owes back taxes?
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Well, maybe it's a mistake.
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Uh-huh. Well, I can assure you
he doesn't want to go to jail.
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Tell them I'll pay. They can have it all.
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Wait. What if I were to
bring you the $70 he owes?
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- Would that help?
- Yeah! Yeah.
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Plus a $30 fine. Well, good.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,940
No, thank you.
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- Did they buy it?
- Yes, Van.
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[laughing]
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Oh, Kyra. You are my hero! You saved me.
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All right. Here's the money.
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I-- I'd give you a tip
if I had any left, but--
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Well, we'll just say you owe me 10.
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00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,252
I guess we all learned that
honesty is the best policy.
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Oh, I sure did!
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[giggles]
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And here's your cut.
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That part about Ira was brilliant.
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00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,434
You said 20.
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00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,854
Come on, Jake. You gotta pay your taxes.
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Hey, Reba. You called?
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Yeah. I wanted to talk to Brock.
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00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:24,204
Did you want to tell him how wonderful
and noble he was in court today?
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00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:28,083
- Oh, honey. Stop.
- Yeah, honey. Stop.
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00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,004
That was a nice thing you did.
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00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,965
But I was a little ashamed of myself
how I snapped like that.
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00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,426
See, despite the fact
that you despise Brock,
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00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:41,763
he rose above that... "despisiveness."
357
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:46,226
Barbra Jean, honey, could you
do me a favor and wait in the car?
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00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:50,147
Excuse me, but I believe
this is Reba's house.
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00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,570
- I'll wait in the car.
- Thanks, honey.
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00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,614
Don't play with the radio.
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00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,702
Listen, Reba. It's okay
if you still despise me.
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00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,121
- I can handle it.
- I can't.
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00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:09,750
I've been tellin' you and Eugene
to let bygones be bygones, and...
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00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:14,463
here I am holding on to a grudge like
Van with a ham sandwich.
365
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,299
- That bad, huh?
- Yeah.
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00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,051
But after what happened today,
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I've decided to let go of
some of my anger toward you.
368
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,138
Are you gonna hit me?
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00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,558
That'd probably do it.
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00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,562
But I need to take
a more long-term approach.
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00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,190
Well, that's very healthy.
Listen, if you need a therapist,
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I know a guy that just got
his license back.
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I'm good.
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00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,696
But as a first step,
I've got a confession to make.
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00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,241
You remember when you moved out,
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00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,118
I told you I couldn't remember
where your favorite putter was?
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00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,579
- Uh-huh.
- [chuckling]
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00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,580
Well, here.
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00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,377
- Well.
- [chuckles]
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00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,257
You know, since we're bein' honest,
well, I realized today...
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00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,759
that I still have
a little anger toward you too.
382
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,052
- What?
- Yeah.
383
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,762
What do you have to be angry about?
384
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,764
You're the one
that started this stupid thing!
385
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,641
How could you be so selfish?
386
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,520
This might take a while.
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00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,432
{\an8}Acme! [coughing]